~~A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort~~
~~The current government is what our forefathers tried to prevent~~
~~I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem~~
~~Therapy is expensive,,Popping bubble wrap is cheap,,You choose~~
~~It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces~~
~~Ever wonder what the speed of lightening would be if it didn't zigzag~~
~~If you cannot be kind, at least have the decency to be vague~~